Yugioh Unicorn Parade.

Ijigen no Yunikōn Naito aka Different Dimension Unicorn Knight.

Sandā Yunikōn aka Thunder Unicorn.

Yunicōn no Michibiki aka Really Fucking Lazy Flipped Art Unicorn Card.

The unicorns will not be pleased by such laziness. And where's the rainbows? No fucking idea.

This Week In The World of Unicorns.

Unicorns are satisfied with strawberry harvest and give back firstborn sons to farmers.

Unicorns produce tiny weapons of war to be used by pixies or by beer-drinking, pot-bellied men. Same thing, say unicorns.

Resurrection, bitches!

I suggest resurrection should look like this.

Imagine what Revelations would be like.

Edited to add: I'm not sure about the validity of the horn in this post. I think she might be pretending! Just goes to show, all the winged horses need some horn validation.

This Week In The World Of Unicorns!

There's a blog about unicorns and you're looking at it.

This is a culmination of about two and half years of inside jokes, birthday presents related to the mighty unicorn and Montreal's best band ever (The Unicorns!) brainwashing me in my sleep.

So. Anyone know any good unicorn jokes?